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grickle14:

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Kermit as the Goblin King in Labyrinth.

avidcollectorofdust:

google why does my hurt

frogayyyy:

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spleep

tlirsgender:

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tlirsgender:

The really funny thing about Data playing poker with the rest of the senior staff is that, like… with the way his brain works he’s constantly aware of numbers and calculating probability but he would also know that counting cards is against the rules so does he just try to ignore it. Does he pretend not to. Can he like actively choose to discard that information as it comes in so he just forgets every .005 seconds

Data trying his absolute hardest not to accidentally rain man his coworkers. I’m autistic I can make that joke. Data sitting there not so much “playing poker” as “playing playing poker,” as in, doing his best approximation of a human playing poker. He has an algorithm figured out for it. Semi-random to appear more natural, like how his blinking is timed. He is having fun btw. Data loves playing humans

He isn’t trying to win at poker he’s trying to win at being in a social situation & he has found that people like it more when they win a certain percentage of the time. The game Data’s playing in his head is not the same as the game everyone else is playing

medievaljournalist:

ive carved protective runes into my email address. to defend against enemy emails

tamagotchikgs:

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

stardustmuseum:

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

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